Yeap, the Greenville weather guessers convinced me to not come out this morning, and here it is almost 12 noon – about when we would’ve been done with the morning shift – and there hasn’t been a drop of rain yet!

Once again, that old saying from the Navy stands true lol!

And now, “READ MY LIPS”…

Bush may not have taken any typewriter keys from the White House on the way out, but he did push the Iraq War forward without accounting for it financially and then Pres. Bush ordered Pres. Obama new helicopters!

What kind of fiscal responsibility is that? No wonder his business career sucked!

Some funnies I just received…

1. Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are almost dead?
2. Why do banks charge a fee on ‘insufficient funds’ when they already know there is not enough money?
3. Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars; but have to check when you say the paint is still wet?
4. Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
5. Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
6. Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
7. Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
8. If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they were pregnant.

They took aspirin, ate blue cheese dressing, tuna from a can, and didn’t get tested for diabetes.

Then after that trauma, we were put to sleep on our tummies in baby cribs covered with bright colored lead-based paints.

We had no child proof lids on medicine bottles, doors or cabinets and when we rode our bikes, we had no helmets, not to mention, the risks we took hitchhiking.

As infants & children, we would ride in cars with no car seats, booster seats, seat belts or air bags.

Just go with it…

Since the 2008 edition of World Philosophy Day takes place in honor of the 60th anniversary of the Universal Declaration for Human Rights, I wonder what Confucius would say about China’s human rights record – the same country that’ll probably be THE next bully on this big blue ball before the end of the century.

_{*note: ‘funny’ is one of the tags I used for this post, but rest assured I do not find China’s human rights record funny, quite the opposite in fact!}

“Users of Microsoft’s free webmail service are reacting negatively to the company’s user-interface changes. Not surprising, seeing as how Hotmail users are clearly not fans of change to begin with.” – WebMonkey.com

Classic!

_{I guess that means they’re all Republicans too}